beardedmrbean:

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spaghetti-trek:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

Im sorry but the mental image of someone’s packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

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Joke’s on you all my posts are flops. You’ll never get me

Uh oh.

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your brain is filled with eyes op

your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground

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werewolf-cuddles:

the-sprock:

today reddit bumped off third party apps, Elon decided you can only read 600 twitter posts a day(!?), and YouTube is banning adblockers

tumblr, held together by hope and spit, presumed dead by many, really is one of the last decent media sites left standing

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catgirlbeanie:

catgirlbeanie:

catgirlbeanie:

If a Girl is Sleepy (🥱) but not Cosy (🛏), she may reward you with a Bounty if you can provide her with a source of Cosy (🛏).

The Bounty is Girl Cuddles.

#the bouny... bunny emojiALT

The Bouny (🐇)

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dejaysus:

I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

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ID: a row of medium sized pawprints, most likely a dog’s, dried into the concrete of a pavement kerb. Time and rain has filled the pawprints in with green moss or lichen. The pavement is glowing in the sunlight and you can see the sitting shadow of a dog beside me.

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ID: A closeup on one of the moss/lichen pawprints, almost perfectly filled in.

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evilwizard:

killyfromblame:

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dragoncarrion:

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying “where mexico” bc i doubt anyone will know I’m referencing this

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malscare:

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who’s packing me lunch

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btc-official:

btc-official:

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not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every day

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i was this close to turning off reblogs but someone here actually gets it

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huffylemon:

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